He’d blog as blog as a blogger blogging blog, if a blogger blogging blog blogged blog.  

I’m waiting for a spaghetti squash to finish cooking so I can spaghetti the hell out of it. I spent the afternoon making a tomato sauce and meatballs. Emily and Erin went to a cookie party while Adrian napped. I watched the last few episodes of Gordon Ramsay’s The F Word season 5 in between bouts…

There is only one circumstance in which you ought to use “literally” to modify what you are saying: When what you are about to say is so often used only metaphorically, that you don’t wish anyone to assume you are speaking metaphorically. e.g. “I was literally as high as a kite when I was up…