Now that the Paternal Year 2009-2010 is over and I’ve managed yet another brilliant twelve months of fatherly awesome I need to make some resolutions for the up-coming year.
So, what ought I resolve to do?
1. Since Adrian already knows how to fish, I resolve to teach him how to hunt. Neighbourhood elephants beware.
2. Since Erin already knows how to interrogate witnesses, I resolve to teach her how to tase suspects. Neighbourhood miscreants beware.
3. Since I have already mastered baby-proofing, I resolve to move on to park design. Neighbourhood trees and plants beware.
There. I think I’ll be busy.