So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest dad bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy dad bloggers on the list, because every dad blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers.
A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.
So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers
- Backpacking Dad
- Busy Dad
- Beta Dad
- The Jack B
- DC Urban Dad
- Whit Honea
- Childs Play x 2
- Mr. Big Dubya
- Laid Off Dad
- Seattle Dad
- Metro Dad
- Clark Kent’s Lunchbox
- Mocha Dad
- Dada Rocks!
- Black Hockey Jesus
- Portland Dad
- The Daddy Yo Dude
- Funky Dung
- Playground Dad
- Pet Cobra
- Man vs. Dadhood
- Bobblehead Dad
- Mr. Lady
So, there you have it. If they aren’t on this list, they are less sexy than those who are on this list and, ergo, not worth reading when you could be reading these sexy bastards.
Lists are helpful, yes?
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61 thoughts on “The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers”
I'm so turned on right now. Excuse me for a minute.
I hope Shannon kicks your arse.
That said, I totally agree she belongs on the list.
I'm currently booking appointments for liposuction, botox, palates and breast augmentation. Grrrr.
Edit: it's Dadblast.com – (added a random "l" above). But still, Grrr.
I didn't even know that many MALE bloggers existed! I think I'm familiar with like five on your list.
It took seven years but I finally made it. Woohoo!
So should you not be able to fulfill your duties, or those outtakes from the Hot Blogger Calendar ever surface, that means I get to assume your title and inherit your Twitter followers?
Obviously you need a top 25 new in 2011 daddy bloggers… although i still may not be on the sexy list
I suck, I'm not sexy, and I don't have a backpack. Is there hope? Should I just throw in the towel now?
And thanks for sharing this, always great to find new blogs to add to the rss reader
I love your adding Mr. Lady to the list. Shannon rocks! Oh, so do you. :)
sooo many new blogs to read, tweeters to follow… where shall I find the time? ;) thanks for making the list so I didn’t have to research to find the answer…
sooo many new blogs to read, tweeters to follow… where shall I find the time? ;) thanks for making the list so I didn't have to research to find the answer…
I've been needing a new blog badge. Are you for hire? Very edgy.
I think you forgot to add me. Now is your chance at redemption.
Still funny as hell! Think I am liking the comments even more… Looks like you may very well get bitch slapped by one or two….just saying LOLOLOL
I'd be offended, except I don't really mind that you don't find me sexy.
I'm glad I dodged that bullet… the last thing I want my readers to expect of me is a minimal level of hygiene!
Actually, I'm so sexy the list couldn't even contain me (ahem, ergo, my not being on it). Nothing can contain me! I'm like that giant blue dewd. You know, the one named after a famous NY city? Only I wear boxers not mankini drawers! tee hee
Thank you for giving me something to aspire to.
Dangit. This is my first time here, and you have no idea who I am, but I'm still disappointed to have not made the list. Another Top 25 Sexiest List that I've missed out on. (the last one being Top 25 Sexiest Living or Non-Living Things in Our House)
Damn, Im outraged by not being on the list.
I wish this was the first dad blogging list/award I'd ever received. Sadly, it isn't.
I wish this was the first dad blogging list/award I’d ever received. Sadly, it isn’t.
I sense that there may have been some bias in the ordering of the sexy dad bloggers. I was just going to say that I would go check the others out, and then felt bad that I was going to 'check out' a dad. That makes it seem like I'm hitting on dads somehow.
anywho…congrats on being #1!
I don't mind not making the list but how is Tshaka not on there? That dude is all sexy!
You forgot the sexiest dad of all! Of course it is Wacky Dad! That notecard must have fallen out of the pile or something!
Oh I feel sexy now with spit up all over me and a days worth of stank coating my skin.
Finally, a list that understands me.
Yes. I'm on the podium! I never thought it would happen to me. Sorry it took me so long to say my thank you's, but I went on a bit of a bender after I got the news last night.
This sexiness is a burden. All my smoldering keeps melting my keyboards.
This is shameless. I should have thought of it first. Bastard!
If only there were 26 of them! Can we still vote every day?
Oh yeah. I think Mr Lady should be higher up on the list. I <3 Mr Lady
I'm not sure which got a bigger laugh: The fact that you put Shannon last on the list or that your put yourself first. I do have to say that you put together a damn sexy list, though. :)
Would it be all right if I told my wife I was number 26?
A very good compilation of the sexist kind of Dad Bloggers. Yum!
I nominate myself and beg for votes on Twitter 28 times a day and I'm only #22? THE SYSTEM IS FLAWED.
What, no Lesbian Dad?
Maybe I should stop using clipart as my pic over on UndefeatedDaddy.com – I'm thinking top 10 :)
Who's Backpacking Dad?
All these names in one place. Oh my, is it getting warm in here?
I guess I was #26! http://www.gaynycdad.com
This one's going next to all my high school soccer trophies.
My backpack is old and busted. My diaper bag though is new hotness.
LOL. I just found this (while trying to figure out why I was getting so much traffic from this site). You crack me up, dude. You should have saved this for April Fools Day. ;)
I'm Funky Dung, for those who don't know.
Funky Dung. Just the name alone should catapult him into the top five. And BHJ.
I'm not on the list, but I'm not bitter. I'll just send case after case of Twinkies to the dads who are on the list until I'm the sexiest by comparison! [insert evil laugh here]
Where are my Twinkies?
I can't get over how brilliant your badge is. I want one :( Ha ha
I would have been in really good company with these guys! Great list.
Hopefully I'll make it in 2012!
I hate you and your list.
My recent post still in booty camp
Oh man, is this a yearly list? Do we have to send head shots or what? A little about myself that may help.
– I am Canadian so bonus points right away.
– I am in fact a Mountie (no, I’m serious) so the stereotype is in tact.
– I sing in a rock band that really only practices in my friends basement and never plays actual shows.
– I also love backpacks.
– Sometimes I hum the theme to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in my head and somehow feel cooler.
– I totally relate to the song “I’m Sexy & I Know It”
That’s all, if you are interested in selecting me as a Sexy Dad, please send all correspondence and/or hate mail to chris at canadiandad dot com
Perhaps I’ll work on the “rough around the edges” list for those of us less fortunate, and thus less likely to be read. More like stumbled across through an accidental click, glossed over, and then back-buttoned to oblivion. One can dream.
That’s a list of 25 dadbloggers who are relieved that I don’t have a child.
I have another one you should consider…look at raisingsupaman.com. I’ve been reading him and think he’s quite good.
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