The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest dad bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy dad bloggers on the list, because every dad blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

  1. Backpacking Dad
  2. Busy Dad
  3. Beta Dad
  4. The Jack B
  5. DC Urban Dad
  6. Joeprah
  7. Whit Honea
  8. Childs Play x 2
  9. Mr. Big Dubya
  10. Laid Off Dad
  11. Seattle Dad
  12. Metro Dad
  13. Clark Kent’s Lunchbox
  14. Mocha Dad
  15. Dada Rocks!
  16. Thingamababy
  17. Black Hockey Jesus
  18. Portland Dad
  19. The Daddy Yo Dude
  20. Funky Dung
  21. Playground Dad
  22. Pet Cobra
  23. Man vs. Dadhood
  24. Bobblehead Dad
  25. Mr. Lady

So, there you have it. If they aren’t on this list, they are less sexy than those who are on this list and, ergo, not worth reading when you could be reading these sexy bastards.

Lists are helpful, yes?

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61 Comments

  1. I hope Shannon kicks your arse.

    That said, I totally agree she belongs on the list.

  2. I'm currently booking appointments for liposuction, botox, palates and breast augmentation. Grrrr.

    -Dadlbast.com

  3. Edit: it's Dadblast.com – (added a random "l" above). But still, Grrr.

  4. So should you not be able to fulfill your duties, or those outtakes from the Hot Blogger Calendar ever surface, that means I get to assume your title and inherit your Twitter followers?

  5. I suck, I'm not sexy, and I don't have a backpack. Is there hope? Should I just throw in the towel now?

  6. I love your adding Mr. Lady to the list. Shannon rocks! Oh, so do you. :)

  7. sooo many new blogs to read, tweeters to follow… where shall I find the time? ;) thanks for making the list so I didn’t have to research to find the answer…

  8. sooo many new blogs to read, tweeters to follow… where shall I find the time? ;) thanks for making the list so I didn't have to research to find the answer…

  9. Still funny as hell! Think I am liking the comments even more… Looks like you may very well get bitch slapped by one or two….just saying LOLOLOL

  10. Actually, I'm so sexy the list couldn't even contain me (ahem, ergo, my not being on it). Nothing can contain me! I'm like that giant blue dewd. You know, the one named after a famous NY city? Only I wear boxers not mankini drawers! tee hee

  11. Dangit. This is my first time here, and you have no idea who I am, but I'm still disappointed to have not made the list. Another Top 25 Sexiest List that I've missed out on. (the last one being Top 25 Sexiest Living or Non-Living Things in Our House)

  12. I wish this was the first dad blogging list/award I'd ever received. Sadly, it isn't.

  13. I wish this was the first dad blogging list/award I’d ever received. Sadly, it isn’t.

  14. I sense that there may have been some bias in the ordering of the sexy dad bloggers. I was just going to say that I would go check the others out, and then felt bad that I was going to 'check out' a dad. That makes it seem like I'm hitting on dads somehow.

    anywho…congrats on being #1!

  15. Yes. I'm on the podium! I never thought it would happen to me. Sorry it took me so long to say my thank you's, but I went on a bit of a bender after I got the news last night.

  16. I'm not sure which got a bigger laugh: The fact that you put Shannon last on the list or that your put yourself first. I do have to say that you put together a damn sexy list, though. :)

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  18. LOL. I just found this (while trying to figure out why I was getting so much traffic from this site). You crack me up, dude. You should have saved this for April Fools Day. ;)

  19. I'm not on the list, but I'm not bitter. I'll just send case after case of Twinkies to the dads who are on the list until I'm the sexiest by comparison! [insert evil laugh here]

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  21. Oh man, is this a yearly list? Do we have to send head shots or what? A little about myself that may help. 
    – I am Canadian so bonus points right away. 
    – I am in fact a Mountie (no, I’m serious) so the stereotype is in tact. 
    – I sing in a rock band that really only practices in my friends basement and never plays actual shows. 
    – I also love backpacks.
    – Sometimes I hum the theme to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in my head and somehow feel cooler.
    – I totally relate to the song “I’m Sexy & I Know It”

    That’s all, if you are interested in selecting me as a Sexy Dad, please send all correspondence and/or hate mail to chris at canadiandad dot com

    Cheers!!

  22. Perhaps I’ll work on the “rough around the edges” list for those of us less fortunate, and thus less likely to be read. More like stumbled across through an accidental click, glossed over, and then back-buttoned to oblivion. One can dream.

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  24. I have another one you should consider…look at raisingsupaman.com. I’ve been reading him and think he’s quite good.

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