The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

03/22/2011 By Shawn Burns

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest dad bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy dad bloggers on the list, because every dad blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

  1. Backpacking Dad
  2. Busy Dad
  3. Beta Dad
  4. The Jack B
  5. DC Urban Dad
  6. Joeprah
  7. Whit Honea
  8. Childs Play x 2
  9. Mr. Big Dubya
  10. Laid Off Dad
  11. Seattle Dad
  12. Metro Dad
  13. Clark Kent’s Lunchbox
  14. Mocha Dad
  15. Dada Rocks!
  16. Thingamababy
  17. Black Hockey Jesus
  18. Portland Dad
  19. The Daddy Yo Dude
  20. Funky Dung
  21. Playground Dad
  22. Pet Cobra
  23. Man vs. Dadhood
  24. Bobblehead Dad
  25. Mr. Lady

So, there you have it. If they aren’t on this list, they are less sexy than those who are on this list and, ergo, not worth reading when you could be reading these sexy bastards.

Lists are helpful, yes?

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