The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest dad bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy dad bloggers on the list, because every dad blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

1. Backpacking Dad
2. Busy Dad
3. Beta Dad
4. The Jack B
5. DC Urban Dad
6. Joeprah
7. Whit Honea
8. Childs Play x 2
9. Mr. Big Dubya
10. Laid Off Dad
11. Seattle Dad
12. Metro Dad
13. Clark Kent’s Lunchbox
14. Mocha Dad
15. Dada Rocks!
16. Thingamababy
17. Black Hockey Jesus
18. Portland Dad
19. The Daddy Yo Dude
20. Funky Dung
21. Playground Dad
22. Pet Cobra
23. Man vs. Dadhood
24. Bobblehead Dad
25. Mr. Lady

So, there you have it. If they aren’t on this list, they are less sexy than those who are on this list and, ergo, not worth reading when you could be reading these sexy bastards.

Lists are helpful, yes?

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