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The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

Posted on 03/22/201103/23/2011 by Backpacking Dad

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest dad bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy dad bloggers on the list, because every dad blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

  1. Backpacking Dad
  2. Busy Dad
  3. Beta Dad
  4. The Jack B
  5. DC Urban Dad
  6. Joeprah
  7. Whit Honea
  8. Childs Play x 2
  9. Mr. Big Dubya
  10. Laid Off Dad
  11. Seattle Dad
  12. Metro Dad
  13. Clark Kent’s Lunchbox
  14. Mocha Dad
  15. Dada Rocks!
  16. Thingamababy
  17. Black Hockey Jesus
  18. Portland Dad
  19. The Daddy Yo Dude
  20. Funky Dung
  21. Playground Dad
  22. Pet Cobra
  23. Man vs. Dadhood
  24. Bobblehead Dad
  25. Mr. Lady

So, there you have it. If they aren’t on this list, they are less sexy than those who are on this list and, ergo, not worth reading when you could be reading these sexy bastards.

Lists are helpful, yes?

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61 thoughts on “The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers”

  1. Robin Plemmons says:
    03/22/2011 at 8:31 PM

    I'm so turned on right now. Excuse me for a minute.

  2. Redneck Mommy says:
    03/22/2011 at 8:37 PM

    I hope Shannon kicks your arse.

    That said, I totally agree she belongs on the list.

  3. Parry Headrick says:
    03/22/2011 at 8:48 PM

    I'm currently booking appointments for liposuction, botox, palates and breast augmentation. Grrrr.

    -Dadlbast.com

  4. Parry Headrick says:
    03/22/2011 at 8:49 PM

    Edit: it's Dadblast.com – (added a random "l" above). But still, Grrr.

  5. Loukia says:
    03/22/2011 at 9:03 PM

    I didn't even know that many MALE bloggers existed! I think I'm familiar with like five on your list.

  6. The JackB says:
    03/22/2011 at 9:09 PM

    It took seven years but I finally made it. Woohoo!

  7. BusyDad says:
    03/22/2011 at 9:13 PM

    So should you not be able to fulfill your duties, or those outtakes from the Hot Blogger Calendar ever surface, that means I get to assume your title and inherit your Twitter followers?

  8. Dean Ouellette says:
    03/22/2011 at 9:35 PM

    Obviously you need a top 25 new in 2011 daddy bloggers… although i still may not be on the sexy list

  9. DadStreet says:
    03/22/2011 at 9:36 PM

    I suck, I'm not sexy, and I don't have a backpack. Is there hope? Should I just throw in the towel now?

  10. Dean Ouellette says:
    03/22/2011 at 9:50 PM

    And thanks for sharing this, always great to find new blogs to add to the rss reader

  11. Lemonysarah says:
    03/22/2011 at 9:52 PM

    I love your adding Mr. Lady to the list. Shannon rocks! Oh, so do you. :)

  12. rusti says:
    03/23/2011 at 5:08 AM

    sooo many new blogs to read, tweeters to follow… where shall I find the time? ;) thanks for making the list so I didn’t have to research to find the answer…

  13. rusti says:
    03/22/2011 at 10:08 PM

    sooo many new blogs to read, tweeters to follow… where shall I find the time? ;) thanks for making the list so I didn't have to research to find the answer…

  14. Kristen Howerton says:
    03/22/2011 at 11:04 PM

    I've been needing a new blog badge. Are you for hire? Very edgy.

  15. moooooog35 says:
    03/23/2011 at 4:59 AM

    I think you forgot to add me. Now is your chance at redemption.

  16. TheDivineMsB says:
    03/23/2011 at 9:08 AM

    Still funny as hell! Think I am liking the comments even more… Looks like you may very well get bitch slapped by one or two….just saying LOLOLOL

  17. Adam says:
    03/23/2011 at 9:58 AM

    I'd be offended, except I don't really mind that you don't find me sexy.

  18. Danny Grubb says:
    03/23/2011 at 9:59 AM

    I'm glad I dodged that bullet… the last thing I want my readers to expect of me is a minimal level of hygiene!

  19. Tshaka says:
    03/23/2011 at 9:59 AM

    Actually, I'm so sexy the list couldn't even contain me (ahem, ergo, my not being on it). Nothing can contain me! I'm like that giant blue dewd. You know, the one named after a famous NY city? Only I wear boxers not mankini drawers! tee hee

  20. TwoBusy says:
    03/23/2011 at 10:15 AM

    Thank you for giving me something to aspire to.

  21. Cool Dad says:
    03/23/2011 at 10:57 AM

    Dangit. This is my first time here, and you have no idea who I am, but I'm still disappointed to have not made the list. Another Top 25 Sexiest List that I've missed out on. (the last one being Top 25 Sexiest Living or Non-Living Things in Our House)

  22. Scott says:
    03/23/2011 at 11:02 AM

    Damn, Im outraged by not being on the list.

  23. Mr Lady says:
    03/23/2011 at 12:38 PM

    I wish this was the first dad blogging list/award I'd ever received. Sadly, it isn't.

  24. Mr Lady says:
    03/23/2011 at 7:38 PM

    I wish this was the first dad blogging list/award I’d ever received. Sadly, it isn’t.

  25. SuzRocks says:
    03/23/2011 at 1:09 PM

    I sense that there may have been some bias in the ordering of the sexy dad bloggers. I was just going to say that I would go check the others out, and then felt bad that I was going to 'check out' a dad. That makes it seem like I'm hitting on dads somehow.

    anywho…congrats on being #1!

  26. Aaron Gouveia says:
    03/23/2011 at 1:18 PM

    I don't mind not making the list but how is Tshaka not on there? That dude is all sexy!

  27. Eric Costantino says:
    03/23/2011 at 4:48 PM

    You forgot the sexiest dad of all! Of course it is Wacky Dad! That notecard must have fallen out of the pile or something!

  28. DCUrbanDad says:
    03/23/2011 at 6:03 PM

    Oh I feel sexy now with spit up all over me and a days worth of stank coating my skin.

  29. Whit says:
    03/23/2011 at 8:17 PM

    Finally, a list that understands me.

  30. Betadad says:
    03/23/2011 at 9:25 PM

    Yes. I'm on the podium! I never thought it would happen to me. Sorry it took me so long to say my thank you's, but I went on a bit of a bender after I got the news last night.

  31. Doug French says:
    03/23/2011 at 9:33 PM

    This sexiness is a burden. All my smoldering keeps melting my keyboards.

  32. homeanduncool says:
    03/24/2011 at 5:41 AM

    This is shameless. I should have thought of it first. Bastard!

  33. BloggerFather says:
    03/26/2011 at 7:19 PM

    If only there were 26 of them! Can we still vote every day?

  34. pamela says:
    03/28/2011 at 9:42 AM

    Oh yeah. I think Mr Lady should be higher up on the list. I <3 Mr Lady

  35. Amy @ Bitchin' says:
    03/28/2011 at 3:08 PM

    I'm not sure which got a bigger laugh: The fact that you put Shannon last on the list or that your put yourself first. I do have to say that you put together a damn sexy list, though. :)

  36. Wolf Pascoe says:
    03/30/2011 at 9:15 AM

    Would it be all right if I told my wife I was number 26?

  37. JuliaRoberts1 says:
    03/30/2011 at 1:25 PM

    A very good compilation of the sexist kind of Dad Bloggers. Yum!

  38. Jason Avant says:
    03/30/2011 at 1:28 PM

    I nominate myself and beg for votes on Twitter 28 times a day and I'm only #22? THE SYSTEM IS FLAWED.

  39. Liz Gumbinner says:
    03/30/2011 at 1:29 PM

    What, no Lesbian Dad?

  40. ArcticLlama says:
    03/30/2011 at 1:39 PM

    Maybe I should stop using clipart as my pic over on UndefeatedDaddy.com – I'm thinking top 10 :)

  41. MarinkaNYC says:
    03/30/2011 at 2:10 PM

    Who's Backpacking Dad?

  42. Julie Marsh says:
    03/30/2011 at 2:14 PM

    All these names in one place. Oh my, is it getting warm in here?

  43. Gaynycdad says:
    03/31/2011 at 4:55 AM

    I guess I was #26! http://www.gaynycdad.com

  44. R_Mattocks says:
    03/31/2011 at 5:28 AM

    This one's going next to all my high school soccer trophies.

  45. Trey Burley says:
    03/31/2011 at 9:37 AM

    My backpack is old and busted. My diaper bag though is new hotness.

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  47. Eric Williams says:
    04/01/2011 at 5:51 PM

    LOL. I just found this (while trying to figure out why I was getting so much traffic from this site). You crack me up, dude. You should have saved this for April Fools Day. ;)

  48. Eric Williams says:
    04/01/2011 at 5:52 PM

    I'm Funky Dung, for those who don't know.

  49. Stacie Haight Conner says:
    04/18/2011 at 8:19 PM

    Funky Dung. Just the name alone should catapult him into the top five. And BHJ.

  50. TechyDad says:
    05/05/2011 at 4:31 PM

    I'm not on the list, but I'm not bitter. I'll just send case after case of Twinkies to the dads who are on the list until I'm the sexiest by comparison! [insert evil laugh here]

    1. mochadad says:
      05/20/2011 at 3:11 PM

      Where are my Twinkies?

  51. Henry Elliss says:
    05/24/2011 at 8:58 AM

    I can't get over how brilliant your badge is. I want one :( Ha ha

  52. Eric Burgess says:
    07/22/2011 at 7:41 AM

    I would have been in really good company with these guys! Great list.

    Hopefully I'll make it in 2012!

  53. Muskrat says:
    08/20/2011 at 4:27 AM

    I hate you and your list.
    My recent post still in booty camp

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  55. Anonymous says:
    03/07/2012 at 9:56 PM

    Oh man, is this a yearly list? Do we have to send head shots or what? A little about myself that may help. 
    – I am Canadian so bonus points right away. 
    – I am in fact a Mountie (no, I’m serious) so the stereotype is in tact. 
    – I sing in a rock band that really only practices in my friends basement and never plays actual shows. 
    – I also love backpacks.
    – Sometimes I hum the theme to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in my head and somehow feel cooler.
    – I totally relate to the song “I’m Sexy & I Know It”

    That’s all, if you are interested in selecting me as a Sexy Dad, please send all correspondence and/or hate mail to chris at canadiandad dot com

    Cheers!!

  56. Jason says:
    12/05/2012 at 1:19 PM

    Perhaps I’ll work on the “rough around the edges” list for those of us less fortunate, and thus less likely to be read. More like stumbled across through an accidental click, glossed over, and then back-buttoned to oblivion. One can dream.

  57. palinode says:
    12/17/2012 at 3:01 PM

    That’s a list of 25 dadbloggers who are relieved that I don’t have a child.

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  59. LaTonya Blanden says:
    03/25/2013 at 8:46 AM

    I have another one you should consider…look at raisingsupaman.com. I’ve been reading him and think he’s quite good.

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