I am not great at staying in touch with my parents. I know they’re around, and I call them when I’m supposed to. But Emily often taunts me for being a bad son because I rarely ever just call when it’s not somebody’s birthday or Father’s Day or something. Even worse, given little innovations like VOIP and video-streaming, the kids don’t really get a chance to talk to grandma and grandpa all that often, and they only rarely see images, moving or otherwise, of each other. I’m living in the future, dammit! This is totally unacceptable.
It ought to be even easier, now, to stay in touch with distant family members. Sure, my parents live on the other side of the continent, but distance is meaningless here in the future. I ought to be able to turn on the TV and not just see what is happening in Washington on the Senate floor, but what is happening at my dad’s house. I miss my dad, and I should be better about calling him. More importantly, though, I should be better about letting him see the kids. Also, he plays the banjo, and that definitely needs to be shared with the kids.
This is where Cisco’s new ūmi (pronounced “You-Me”) system fills a nice little niche.
It’s a set-top box with an HD camera that both broadcasts your voice and image to another box over the, what’s it called, In-ter-net, and lets you see and hear what’s going on in front of the camera hooked up to the other box. Instead of running a webcam conversation and broadcasting it to a small laptop screen or an immobile desktop screen, the ūmi displays images on your HDTV screen. Dad in HD! See every grey hair in his ears! Let him see that spot on your son’s shirt that you are telling people is jam but which is probably snot!
Even cooler? You can leave video messages for each other, since the ūmi has its own hard drive to store them. Record a video and send it to dad without having to upload it to a third-party service and then send him a link and set the right permissions? Yes. Yes, I would like to do that. Let’s just have him turn his TV on.
Right now Cisco is running a Buy One Get One Free promotion until June 19, 2011, and that means you can get one for you and Dad for Father’s Day. If you’re a bad son, like I am, you’ll have to find ever-more-clever ways of not talking. When you can basically just start a face-to-face conversation with him by turning on the TV, you might as well have never moved out of his house. Don’t let him talk you into mowing his lawn.
The coolest part about all of this is that Cisco wants to give someone a pair of ūmi boxes. TWO of them. You can win TWO of the things., and a year of service. That’s over $800 worth of stuff. That’s gameshow-level winnings. Sure, you could just go out and buy two for the price of one right now, but why not enter this giveaway while you’re here?
I’m calling this one the “Backpacking Dad’s What Was On His Sweater-Vest Giveaway”.
Here at Backpacking Dad we have some rules for giveaways.
Rule #1: In order to enter, leave a comment below with your answer to the following question: WHEN I WAS SIX YEARS OLD, I HAD A SWEATER-VEST. WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON MY SWEATER-VEST?
Rule #2: You may enter only one guess. However, you can earn extra entries in the following way: Tell your friends to leave a guess, and to do so as a REPLY to YOUR comment (and it helps if they also mention, overtly, that you sent them). Their guess will be assigned the next number in the count, but you will be awarded an extra entry, numbered immediately after theirs. The more people you get to submit a guess, the more entries you will get.
Rule #3: A correct guess does not win the ūmi. Every guess is an entry. However, a correct guess does get you something else…
Rule #4: Contest ends Friday, June 17th 2011, 11:59pm PDT. I will tally up the entries, then select a winner using Random.Org.
Rule #5: What was the point of all that guessing? Ah yes. Well, if you were here for Backpacking Dad’s Mystery Prize Giveaway, then you’ll recall that the person who guessed correctly what was in the bag “won” my promoting their favourite charity here on the blog, on Facebook, and on Twitter. I will do so again! If you guess correctly what was on my sweater-vest, I will promote your charity of choice with a blog post here on Backpacking Dad and also annoy people on Twitter (http://twitter.com/backpackingdad) and on Facebook (http://facebook.com/backpackingdadblog) on your behalf. This is my favourite part of doing giveaways, I think, so I hope it motivates you to enter.
Rule #6: I think you have to have a U.S. address to have the prize shipped to you (if you win the ūmi, that is; if you guess the sweater-vest text you don’t even need to have an address and I’ll still promote your cause).
So, that’s it. Enter away! I look forward to reading your guesses, and I can’t wait to give someone hundreds of dollars in prizes. That blows my mind. I feel like Bob Barker.
(This post has, of course, been sponsored by Cisco and their ūmi technology. This is not a review of the ūmi. I’ve never held one in my hands so I have no objective opinions to share about it.)
(This giveaway has ended and a winner has been selected.)
You had a sweater vest and it said… Happy Holidays. No wait, Ho Ho Ho, Happy Holidays. Yeah, that's gotta be it.
The only thing I've seen on sweatervests is argyle. But it would be weird to say that argyle was written on there. I'm going with it anyway.
the first thing that popped into my head was "beavers" not sure where your mind is at but im totally talking about the animal.
"NKOTB"
Masters of the Universe
Oh! Canada
it said A,B,C..
Thomas Ticknor sent me
Oshkosh
I'll go with Thomas Ticknor's guess oh! Canada.
I’ll go with Thomas Ticknor’s guess oh! Canada.
maybe it said "garanimals"
Thomas sent me
Did it say your name Shawn?
Maybe it was a Winnie the Pooh sweater vest. and I said something about the Thousand Acre Wood.
I'm thinking … a little dude from Canada … it had to have something relating to hockey on it.
I am going to guess that your sweater vest said, "Little Sheriff".
Something Star Wars. Return of the Jedi, Jedi Knight, or the beginning of the opening crawl, something like that. That's about when that movie came out, I think, and I'm sure you were like every other little boy on earth, wanting a lightsaber and something to fight for.
Seems to me that 'Slugger' is always a safe bet for boys clothing from what I presume to be about the same era I was in. Surely something in your wardrobe said Slugger, so why not a sweater vest?
I will go with the obvious 'Merry Christmas' since no one else has.
The sweater vest said "toot" under a tugboat.
It would help if I knew when you were born. Hmm. I'll guess "Izod".
Sweater vest read "Not the mama" with a Fair-Isle icon of the baby on Dinosaurs, amirite?
because it just seems like a funny one I'll say that it said "U.S.A." heehee
oh and Redneck Mommy sent me this way
The sweater-vest said: "I'm too cool for the rest of this sweater!"
I'm not sure how old you are, but how about something E.T. related…..E.T. phone home with a big alien finger? Or scooby-doo, or smurfs? Sweater vests rule!
Your sweater vest had a reindeer on it.
Your sweater vest had a reindeer on it.
"Toronto Maple Leafs", 'natch
I'm going to guess "Future Heart Breaker"
Your sweater vest said "Mommy's Boy"
Hmmm, I'm guessing it said "Bad Ass". Because I like to think it did.
Daddy's boy.
I'm going to guess your sweater vest said Shawn. I really really hope it did! :)
Happy Holidays! would be my guess
Oh wow…Lil Devil just because my MIL gave my son a shirt that said this, which I promptly threw in the trash.
Redneck Mommy sent me.
I'm guessing the ABC's
Redneck Mommy sent me.
I believe your sweater said nothing. It had no words but you rocked it six year old style.
Seasons Greetings! Redneck Mommy sent me by the way ;)
I'm going to guess Little Angel :)
Redneck Mommy sent me – I'm guessing it said Sesame Street. Six years old is a little old for Sesame Street, isn't it?
Whatch you talking bout Willis?
I'm going to guess that you were a stylish lad, and it said Izod. :)
Bad to the Bone
I'm going to guess it said "Ho, Ho, Ho" on it, because sweater vests with words were 90% likely to be Christmas related when you were a kid. Probably had a Santa or a reindeer (or both) on it.
I'm guessing it said "O Canada".
My guess is Maples or Club…either way…I really have no idea…great site though… ;)
I'm guessing it said: Transformers
Disco.