So, a man picks up a baby, checks the baby’s gums, and sees that the four teeth that have been coming in have broken through. The man says “Phew. Now this kid will stop waking up at 5am crying in distress about his teeth. Now he can sleep. Now I can sleep.” And he was…
Author: Backpacking Dad
It’s Not the Worst Excuse in the World to Watch Buffy
Adrian is teething. He’s teething in the teethingest way I’ve ever seen or heard of a baby teething. He has four, four (emphasis mine, oh god) teeth coming in on top right now. It’s as though he realized his birthday was coming up and he was going to have to smile a toothy grin for…
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“Hey lady, have you seen the broom?” “No. It’s not in the garage? The last time I used it was in the laundry room.” “Nope, not here. I’ve looked everywhere for it.” Ah, but see, I didn’t look everywhere for it. I merely looked everywhere an adult may have thought to put it, or leave…