Author: Backpacking Dad

Tom, the time-traveling ne’er-do-well and perfume salesman spun in place after the impact. One Robot Wizard Superhero had hit him so hard that his wipe effect no longer worked. He couldn’t escape. He faced off against the group. “You are doomed,” said one, “I can read mimes.” “We can cast “˜magic missile’ and do 16d6…

The man was running. He was trying to put as much distance between his feet and the terrible Feet Eaters as he could. But they’d have been pretty poor Feet Eaters if they couldn’t catch a running man. The Feet Eaters had many names, but the one most well known in that small part of…

Augustine’s great sin was the theft of an apple. He stole it from an orchard, and he would regret it for the rest of his life. “Auggie,” said his time-traveling friend from the future, Tom, “trust me on this: that apple is the least of your worries.” Augustine watched as Tom faded into the future…