Ingredients: Over-chopped shrimp. Too many breadcrumbs. A pan that is too hot. Shrimp stock with too much pepper. Pasta. Procedure: Take a big handful of deveined and peeled raw shrimp and just throw them in a blender. Blend until they turn into a sticky mess while assuring yourself that you are just chopping them up…
Author: Backpacking Dad
I told my dad I would help make him a world famous banjo star.
“What can I do to help?” you ask. Make it the new Rickroll. Make it the new Star Wars Kid. Make it the new Piano Cat. Use it in every day conversation: “So, I was walking in the house the other day and then I totally Grandpa Banjo’d my toe on the table leg.” I’d…
Backpacking Dad’s Vacation Posts That Are Not About His Vacation But Are Instead Posts Being Posted While He Is On Vacation: The Socially Aware One
Homelessness is a problem. Domestic violence is a problem. Childhood obesity is a problem. Terrorism is a problem. Soccer is a problem. Global warming is a problem. Frivolous law suits are a problem. Uncritical thinking is a problem. Cancer is a problem. Rob Zombie making a trite sequel to his brilliant version of “Halloween” is…