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Beans Beans. They’re Good for the Heart. Something Something Something Fart. (Now with an update: Please ignore previous version of this.)

Posted on 06/26/201206/27/2012 by Backpacking Dad

This was originally a very funny post ranting against soaking beans. I suggested just cooking them in a slow cooker all day (in part because the Larousse Gastronomique opposes soaking beans). Then someone was all “kidney bean poisoning” in the comments and I went and Googled things on the Interweb and OH MY GOD DON’T DO…

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Sk8tr Grrl

Posted on 06/23/201206/23/2012 by Backpacking Dad

She’s been begging me to let her bring her scooter to the skate park. I’m gonna go ahead and say “no”. For all kinds of reasons.

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A New Theme Song For Slinky, The Spring That Drives You Insane

Posted on 06/21/201206/21/2012 by Backpacking Dad

What…sits…perfectly still And saps at your will Until you want to do shots? A spring! A spring? What the hell its this thing? Everyone hates their Slinky. It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky. Is this really a toy that you bought? It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky. Just try to remove all the knots.     Seriously, Slinky. I…

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