Department Bureaucrat: “Here. Fill out this form, and you will be on leave for the quarter.” Me: “Dur, okay. You probably know how things work.” 3 months later, I place a phone call to solve a problem…. University Bureaucrat 1: “Hello? Uh, this computer thingy says you never filled out your leave form. You are…
Category: Ridiculousness
There’s Definitely a Family Resemblance
The Top 10 Mistakes Parents Make
Disco Shawn. Just because. 1. Typing “your” when you mean “you’re”. 2. Never watching HBO’s “The Wire”. 3. Enjoying any Star Wars films except those in the original trilogy. 4. Driving while texting. (See #1. Don’t be distracted from typing). 5. Avoiding “Bambi” because you don’t want to talk about Bambi’s mom getting shot, but…