“Hey guys,” Erin said as she stomped across the threshold like Mario stomping on a Goomba, “cheaters is like cheetahs!” “Well sure, they sound the same…” “No! They are the same! My cousins told me they are the same. And cheetahs try to cut in line.” “No, honey. That’s “cheaters”. Cheaters cut in line, and…
Category: Ridiculousness
Briefly an Amazing Post, Subsequently a Post Ending With a Period
Imagine that just now, in this space, you read a post that was twenty-six words long, and contained words beginning with each letter of the alphabet, in order, from start to finish. That is what I was going to do, but I couldn’t get beyond “frightening” (which, I realize now, is the word that is…
Backpacking Dad’s #BlogHer11 and #HomeHer11 Terrible Jam Giveaways
I’m going to BlogHer this weekend. I may be there already. (Are you reading this in the future? Then I went last weekend. It was fun. In your case this post is completely dated, and you should skip around to something else.) Last year I stayed home instead of going to BlogHer, and in order…