I’m going to BlogHer this weekend. I may be there already. (Are you reading this in the future? Then I went last weekend. It was fun. In your case this post is completely dated, and you should skip around to something else.)
Last year I stayed home instead of going to BlogHer, and in order to pass the time I started, then later tried desperately to keep up with, HomeHer (#HomeHer10 on Twitter). It was a joke that lasted four days. I’m still laughing.
This year, although I’ll be at BlogHer, a big piece of my heart is with the #HomeHer11 crowd, a dedicated and enthusiastic group of people who have been talking about this unconference for a while now, some of them since #HomeHer10 ended. In honour of those of you who will be at #HomeHer11, I thought I’d throw a little giveaway into the mix. How would you like some jam?
And not just any jam! This is some really terrible jam. It was jam I made from peaches from my tree during #HomeHer10. It’s overcooked, looks black in the wrong light, and it’s a year old. But, despite all of that, I love this jam, because making it was a huge part of my first HomeHer updates last year. It should go in a museum. I’m serious: Do not eat this jam. (Well, maybe it’s okay to eat. What the hell do I know about year old jam? This is my first time having any in my cupboards.)
So, #HomeHer11 folks, if you would like to win this completely unappealing piece of history, just leave a comment below with a #HomeHer11 hashtag (this will let me know for sure you are attending HomeHer and are not some creeping BlogHer wank, trying to steal jam). As usual with my giveaways, if you get a friend to enter as well, and they leave a comment in reply to your comment, you get an extra entry in the drawing, numbered immediately after them.
You do not have to follow me on Twitter or Facebook or anything like that. Just love #HomeHer11 deep in your hearts.
Now, I’m not leaving people going to BlogHer completely out in the lurch. I will also be bringing some terrible jam to them in San Diego. This terrible jam is made from apricots picked this July, it is completely untasted, and I know I didn’t use enough pectin to settle it, so it slides around a good amount. Its only saving grace is the way it looks. It is Superficial Jam.
So, #BlogHer11 folks, if you want to win this possibly inedible jar of apricot jam, you have to do some more work than my #HomeHer11 friends. I have 30 business cards to give out at BlogHer this year, leftover from a run I ordered two years ago. The information on these business cards is slightly out of date (my Facebook page is at http://www.facebook.com/backpackingdadblog now), and the picture is ancient. I have hand-numbered these cards from 1-30. To enter into the Terrible Jam giveaway, you need to have one of these cards. That’s right! It’s a totally exclusive giveaway! Further, I will only give you one of my collector’s item business cards if you address me as “O Captain, My Captain” when you see me.
I’m such an ass.
That’s it: See me, say “O Captain My Captain”, get a business card, hope I select your number, win some worthless jam that I made myself. You should probably follow me on Twitter (http://twitter.com/backpackingdad) so you can see what the winning number is, but I’ll also post it here on the blog. You’re going to have to be able to find me so I can give you the jam though.
Both drawings will be done on Saturday night. I think. If I remember.
(Note: I am bringing the Superficial Jam with me to San Diego, so I’ll physically give it to the person who wins. The Historic Jam will have to be shipped to the person who wins.)
20 thoughts on “Backpacking Dad’s #BlogHer11 and #HomeHer11 Terrible Jam Giveaways”
If we address you here or on Twitter as "O Captain My Captain" will our chances of winning the terrible jam WITH a business card plastered on it improve at all?
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No.But please continue to address me as “O Captain My Captain”.
I can't believe I'm entering a giveaway for black peaches jam #homeher11
Me neither. You're clearly insane.
I want names of the people who enter at BlogHer addressing you as O Captain My Captain! That's awesome!
I got distracted and forgot to leave- #HomeHer11
Jam's good. I wouldn't call that a "terrible" giveaway. You be jammin. We'll all be jammin. Though I refuse to don actual, fabric jams.
For the record, I totally remember you tweeting your HomeHer10 tweets. I was impressed with your commitment to the hashtag.
I like jam! I'll probably finish off a whole jar while everyone's living it up in San Diego. #HomeHer11
You don't get the jam until after the weekend. Don't be jam greedy. Jam hog.
Looks like great leverage to use against the kids when they misbehave Captain… This should get them to clean up their rooms.
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What's the leverage? The jam? I guess, but only if you threaten to make them eat it.
I just love this post, but as I'm canning beautiful peaches during MY #homeher11 I will decline to be entered for the terrible jam:). Some other lucky commenter may have it should I be the chosen one. I'll keep my golden orbs! Happy #homeher11 y'all!
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I was at #HomeHer10 last year and I'm enjoying #HomeHer11 this year. Coincidentally, my oldest son is in San Diego this week on business unrelated to BlogHer. I'd love to try your jam as I'm hoping to try making some of my own this fall.
This jam would put you off jam making.
i want the terrible jam. btw- #HomeHer11 is totally rockin', but we miss you.
So, would you give us the top 3 hot jams you'd pick as your soundtrack? Oh, I want the jam just because it is so terrible. #HomeHer11
I think you should change the label to "Toe Jam." That would be even more fun to give away. :) Hope you had fun at BlogHer! :)
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