I made blue box mac ‘n’ cheese for “dinner” tonight. I tossed some frozen shelled edamame into the water with the cooking “noodles”, because adding edamame tricks somebody into thinking that this is healthy. I think the somebody being tricked is me. My kids don’t eat a whole box of mac ‘n’ cheese, and Emily…
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Things I Learned From My Cat’s Veterinarian
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