I have to stand up in exactly two minutes. That means I’ll have to remove Adrian from my legs. I am lounging on a loveseat, posed like Cleopatra on a fainting couch, and Adrian is tucked away in the crook of my folded legs. He is playing with a DVD, and threatening to scratch it….
Category: Ridiculousness
How do you even answer this?
“Hey, hey daddy. Do animals don’t even like karate?” “Um…I guess that’s true. Animals probably don’t like karate.” “Do MOOSES not like karate?” “Uh…” “How about this: If a moose is blocking our way on the space road, we can move to another road.” “Because of the karat….” “Don’t let the moose get your bum.”…
One, two….three to the four…Backpacking Dad and Dr. Dre is at the door
Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me-ee Happy birthday to me. Here’s to the smartest, funniest, most handsomest guy I know who also wears all of my clothes. Happy 34th, me. Love, me.