“What can I do to help?” you ask. Make it the new Rickroll. Make it the new Star Wars Kid. Make it the new Piano Cat. Use it in every day conversation: “So, I was walking in the house the other day and then I totally Grandpa Banjo’d my toe on the table leg.” I’d…
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Backpacking Dad’s Vacation Posts That Are Not About His Vacation But Are Instead Posts Being Posted While He Is On Vacation: The Socially Aware One
Homelessness is a problem. Domestic violence is a problem. Childhood obesity is a problem. Terrorism is a problem. Soccer is a problem. Global warming is a problem. Frivolous law suits are a problem. Uncritical thinking is a problem. Cancer is a problem. Rob Zombie making a trite sequel to his brilliant version of “Halloween” is…
Backpacking Dad’s Vacation Posts That Are Not About His Vacation But Are Instead Posts Being Posted While He Is On Vacation: The Product Review One
I prefer Pepsi to Coke. I prefer hot dogs to hamburgers. I prefer Toyotas to Fords. I prefer “30 Rock” to “How I Met Your Mother”. I prefer proton torpedoes to photon torpedoes. I prefer hockey to everything. I prefer Banana Republic to Tommy Bahama. I prefer Chilis to Applebees. I prefer scrambled eggs to…