This was originally a very funny post ranting against soaking beans. I suggested just cooking them in a slow cooker all day (in part because the Larousse Gastronomique opposes soaking beans). Then someone was all “kidney bean poisoning” in the comments and I went and Googled things on the Interweb and OH MY GOD DON’T DO…
Sk8tr Grrl
She’s been begging me to let her bring her scooter to the skate park. I’m gonna go ahead and say “no”. For all kinds of reasons.
A New Theme Song For Slinky, The Spring That Drives You Insane
What…sits…perfectly still And saps at your will Until you want to do shots? A spring! A spring? What the hell its this thing? Everyone hates their Slinky. It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky. Is this really a toy that you bought? It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky. Just try to remove all the knots. Seriously, Slinky. I…