If I were any kind of real blogger, I would not just up and leave for five days without lining up a bunch of guest posts for you, or some pre-written essays in genius. I would have called in some chits from friends (I have friends; I have chits) and believe you me, you would…
Category: Ridiculousness
F Is For “Father” or Something
Happy Father’s Day. Here’s a thing. F is for “frmgldin…leave me alone, I’m sleeping.” A is for “America.” T is for “Tron: Legacy” because that’s totally about a father. H is for “How did I get this old?” E is for “Everybody out of the god damned bathroom.” R is for “America.”
Winner Winner Winner
So, with a total of 44 individual entries, and 5 extra entries for referrals, I used Random.org to select a winning number for the “Backpacking Dad’s What Was On His Sweater-Vest” giveaway from a 1-49 range. Random.org told me… In case you can’t make it out, it says “46”. Counting backwards and forwards through the…